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   messageicon Relaxing, Got up at 6am. Did yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything...
←Rate | 09-01-2025 17:09 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pizza is like sex, it's always good even if it's bad.
←Rate | 08-31-2025 11:39 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Transgender people, Don't you dare tell me I have to accept you for who you are when you couldn't even accept you for who you were.
←Rate | 08-28-2025 16:47 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Social Networking: Facebook has degraded to displaying women's behinds playing golf and bowling?
←Rate | 08-25-2023 06:37 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who knew in 1987 when Steven Tyler wrote "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" that it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy?
←Rate | 08-03-2021 16:33 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." Others begin with "If elected, I promise..."
←Rate | 04-18-2021 15:22 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anybody actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
←Rate | 02-10-2021 12:37 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon All of this "which bathroom to use" debate is ridiculous....why can't we all potty like it's 1999?
←Rate | 04-27-2016 18:10 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the morning hits your eye like a big smelly cow pie.... That's A-Mon-dayyyyyy......
←Rate | 08-10-2015 09:29 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to find a good air guitar these days.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 07:29 by M Comments (0)  



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