Lol Funny Status Messages

   "The woke mob' aka acknowledging that people different then you exist

   I need to start watching WNBA b/c it seems like woman are playing NBA players better than NBA players are playing themselves...

   Have ya ever notice no one ever post a "If you have a loved one in Hell that you miss, please repost"...

   If Obama was the answer it must have been a stupid question!!

   There are two things I cannot stand: racism and asians

   What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?

   Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

   I saw a poor old lady slip on the ice this morning and knock herself out......I assume she was poor cause she only had 48 cents in her purse!

   obama even suxs more on thanksgiving....