Kevisito Funny Status Messages

   If you pay $5 a beer at the bar shut yo ass up about gas prices

   I miss when Facebook let us be mean af to eachother

   When she's hot but she can't cook... Ok, Kim DoorDashian.

   ima sucker for deep talks... I wanna know what made you a lying ass bi**h...

   Bank account: $1401.23 Me at the car dealership: where are the f350 platinums

   Stop selling family farms to build cheap spec home subdivisions.

   By the time I have a kid everyone else’s kids gon be 15😭

   Them cicis brownies with the sprinkled cocaine on top so f**king g fire

   My son ain’t gonna have to sneak no hoes in. Bring them bi**ches in son

   don’t invite me to your crib if you got fake oreos. WTF is “Creme Betweens”