Kalleemay Funny Status Messages

   What do you call 3 old ladies at a baseball game with a bottle of whisky? Bottom of the 5th and the bags are loaded!

   Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

   If I told you the Brooklyn Bridge was for sale would you buy it? Well I don't buy your bullsh!t either!