KLA Funny Status Messages

   Seems the Meadowlands couldn't handle all the Cowboy's touchdown. The stadium had no choice but to short circuit and shut down due to the confusion. For 12 minutes fans were able to experience a real Cowboys game...a complete blackout.

   It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married

   Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; then on Sunday, pray for crop failure

   What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick

   I'm not going bald, i'm just getting more head.

   ■Unlike drugs, Facebook addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life