Justathought Funny Status Messages

   Knowledge is knowing what to say. Wisdom is knowing when to say it.

   The reason people like dogs is because dogs wag their tails instead of their tongues

   If you lend a friend some money and you never see them again. It probably was worth it.

   Be the reason someone smiles today

   Money may not buy happiness. But it take the sting out of being miserable.

   Smile at the people who hate you. It makes them wonder what you're up to. :)

   They say when you're looking for something you lost. It's always found in the last place you look. Of course it is. Who would keep on looking for it?

   Salt and sugar look the same. Be careful who you trust.

   People don't notice the things that you do for them untill you stop doing them.

   Most teenagers are treated like children. But are expected to act like adults.