Julius Andres Funny Status Messages

   The list of artists featured in MTV Unplugged in 2011 up to the present tells you what kind of singers we have nowadays.

   I'm so lazy I have to Google search "Facebook" just to go to their website.

   Happy International Women's day to all the ladies!! Now MAKE ME A SANDWICH BEEYOTCH!

   The government closed Megaupload and Piratebay.org might be next.. But life goes on.. We will always find a way.. Mark my words.

   Maybe if the Spaniards hadn't wiped them all out, the Mayans would have completed their f*cking calendar!

   Maybe, just maybe, the guy that was in charge of designing the Mayan calendar just died when he got to December 2012 and nobody else felt like continuing it because they were like, "why the hell were we planning that far ahead anyway?".

   Have you seen the new Friendster? You can now log in using your Facebook account! Like WTF? Hahaha!

   Like if you thought you hit "Tab" and you typed your password at the Username tab for everyone to see!

   I miss the simplicity of 90s.. I also miss the fact that artists in the 90s actually got "talent".

   Why do Koreans fight among themselves? It must be hard because they all look alike so nobody knows who to shot whom.