Joser Funny Status Messages

   Ask your doctor if being a doctor is right for him. Everything isn't about you.

   Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake sh it.

   Wondering if in the future, robots will have a dance called the human.

   I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.

   100 calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off.

   Giving this positive outlook thing the old college try. Which means I'll only try on Tuesdays and Thursdays after noon.

   Its been a business doing pleasure with you...

   I enjoy watching uptight people try to act laid back.

   Traffic lights are society's way of mocking the colorblind.

   Behind every great man is a ninja. And behind that ninja is another ninja.