Johnny Funny Status Messages

   What if your giving a guy a bj in the shower and he starts shampooing and conditioning your hair.

   Drank so much over the weekend that I'm giving a new meaning to "Shooting Craps."

   If you ran as much as your mouth you'd be in great shape

   In our city its not what you know. Its not who you know. Its what you know about who.

   ‎'Valentines day is soo over hyped...'-Every single person...:P