JohnY Funny Status Messages

   Purell better be working on a combination sanitizer, and murder hornet repellent.

   I'll start worrying about a virus just as soon as the Germans make one. Nothing made in China is going to put me down.

   I am not setting a bad example...I am the perfect example of what not to do!

   If you can read this, you're going to be pretty disappointed in what I "got you" for christmas.

   I only buy extra virgin olive oil...Because I don't know where those other oils have been.

   Just got done knockin boots! Alright fine, I just used a broom to brush the snow off of my sandals...

   If you see me drinking "coffee" from a insulated tumbler in public, then you don't know me very well.

   You never hear anything about the women from Nantucket. I wonder what they are like...

   I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?

   I've come to the conclusion that the things I most desire in life are illegal, very expensive, fattening, bad for my health, too young for me, or married to someone else.