John Y Funny Status Messages

   Beyonce is sending prayers to her hometown of Houston... I bet if Harvey was a BLM protester tearing things up she'd be sending bail money.

   I am not usually one to brag, but I was able to get my daily recommended calorie intake for weight loss down in just one sitting!

   I feel like everybody judges me when I say Worcestershire sauce...

   Don't eat the green snow!!!

   The guy standing in front of me should probably step out of line and go grab himself some sort of antidiarrheal medication. All he had to do was sneeze for me to be pretty sure that he has the stomach flu...

   Here's a thought...How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

   If psychics and palm readers knew anything they'd have hand washing stations.

   "You know I'm a dude right?" Are not the words you want whisped in your ear today!

   If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...

   I've decided on my Valentine's Day date...Its going to be whoever sits down next to me at Fricker's. Fingers crossed that its a girl this year!