Jim Woodward Funny Status Messages

   Nothing kills your weight loss success, like thinking you can wear spandex.

   Told my wife I was getting my swagg on...she said just keep it off her couch...grrrrr

   I'm mayhem.....no your not, your that guy who played on OZ.

   Watching Bowling on ESPN...they should have extreme bowling...skate boards, a few ramps then BAM throw that ball down the lane.

   Real cases, real people, real emotional abuse....JUDGE JUDY

   Democrats...Republicans...News Media....Racial tension....let's put the blame where it belongs....THANKS EVE, HAVE "ANOTHER " APPLE !!!!!

   Poor Snooki, Charlie Sheen wouldnt even hit that.

   Wisconsin 0...Gov. Walker 1....now go home and put your cheese head hats on.

   I was googled Whine of the month club, and Wisconsin came up.