Jeremy Funny Status Messages

   Tom Brady's balls are under more scrutiny than Ray Rice's fist ever was.

   Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come.

   Team America World Police is officially a period piece.

   Fox News is the funniest Tv station ever! Good source of entertainment. But seriously, I trust the Daily Show more.

   Fox News is the conservative Republican version of Josef Goebbels' Ministry of Propaganda, with more rhetoric.

   Pringles should make their containers like a Push-Pop