Jen Briggs Funny Status Messages

   Friendships are wonderful adventures. They surprise and delight as nothing else can! Just when you think you know the person well, some new wonderful part of them presents itself. Enjoy your many friendships and treasure them for the gift that they are! T

   You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

   What is the meanest thing you can do to a person? Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet!

   "Who needs prostitutes when we have a government who screws us everyday and gets paid for it?"

   I will be a good girl..I will be a good girl..I will be good girl. O hell, we all know that won't happen.

   Life can be hard. Life can be fun. Life can be kind and life can be mean. Have the right attitude and life can be whatever you want it to be! Smile :)

   If you dont like me remember its mind over matter, I dont mind and you dont matter

   when you focus on problems, you will have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities.

   Everyday I think people can't get any more stupid and pretty much everyday I'm proven horribly wrong!

   An Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you will love it!"