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Last week Honey Boo Boo endorsed President Obama. I knew Obama was pro birth control but I didn't realize the poster child for birth control was pro Obama.
At 2AM tonight it's Daylight Savings or "Drunk Dial Everyone You Know" night as my party buddies like to call it.
CONSERVATIVE"I'm more traditional like a flathead screwdriver vote for me" LIBERAL "I'm more modern like a phillips screwdriver vote for me" VOTERS "No matter who wins we're SCREWED"
Cardinal Baseball song of the night: " I left my ̶̶H̶̶e̶̶a̶̶r̶̶t̶̶ Ass in San Francisco"
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