Jbaby Funny Status Messages

   Her: Men just want one thing and its disgusting. me- Then you need to wash it!

   Does any one cares about KKK, white supremacy, Neo-Nazi, illigal immigrants, Confederate Statues in Houston? Just asking for a friend

   The way this administration is going..... I need something more than coffee , but less than cocaine

   SNL is going to be 2hrs long this week!

   Beyonce New Lemonade video is making me feel like my man is cheating on me. ... and I dont even have one. me....

   Oscars so white, Xbox Live wont let them be a player BLACK ops

   Our team has just recovered the black box & it would seem that Harrison Ford's earring did indeed confuse the compass & other controls.

   Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was fried and eaten on MLK day.

   Maybe NYPD can use their new found love for back turning, the next time they see a dark skin person doing nothing wrong.

   I was going to start a procrastination club, but I decided to wait!