Jacob Funny Status Messages

   Everyone knows that one "special" person who's so well rounded they're pointless"

   You know you're relationship is in trouble when you realize you care more about your dog than your significant other.

   staring at goats.

   a four time olympic gold medal winner, and a compulsive liar

   trying to decide whether Scooby Snacks or a can of Popeye's spinach would help more in a fight

   not an actor on TV but is one in real life.

   walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper