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   messageicon I haven't wanted a Twinkie in years.... until I was told I couldn't have them anymore.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 10:55 by jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paula Broadwell, General Petraeus' biographer, has been hired to write Bill Clinton's biography. Bill can't wait.
←Rate | 11-14-2012 13:06 by jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All through their lives while raising my kids, I consistently told them that when they grow up they should “do what you love.” I probably should have also mentioned that they should run like hell as soon as they heard the sirens.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 22:02 by jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All status updates posted on my wall are purely fictional any resemblance to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 20:48 by Jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon too lazy to inform everyone that I am cleaning my friend list, so feel free to unfriend yourselves.
←Rate | 07-29-2012 21:10 by Jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lipbite can be sexy, unless you're bitting your upper lip. Wonder how many people just tried that.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 19:27 by JACKSJE4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 14:18 by jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so its valentines day.. does that mean I am suppose to have a heart on?
←Rate | 02-13-2012 17:15 by jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have been teased by friends and family that I spend way too much time on Facebook and that I really need to get a life. I am happy to say that I DO have a life outside of Facebook, but unfortunately I have forgotten the password for it.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 11:23 by jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct? A) 25% B) 50% C) 60% D) 25%
←Rate | 12-23-2011 13:47 by Jacksje4 Comments (0)  



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