JOHN Funny Status Messages

   We Want Top Gear Back Now

   Its almost that time kids...Does everyone have their plungers ready?

   What is Warm, Soft, Sticky and has a Hole in the middle? It's a Fresh donut. I was way off on that one!

   the best way to end up divorced...get married.

   wondering what you would do for a klondike bar?

   From now on I will only use blue SOLO cups,because of that STUPID STUPID song.

   A sure sign that drugs fu<k you up is that Russel Brand just filed for divorce from Katy Perry...WHAT,an idiot!

   .Merry Christmas to most,and to a select few of you may santa flush his $hitter over your chimney!

   If you put your kid's GPA in your Christmas card's the grandparents might be proud of them but everyone else is gonna think YOU'RE a di<k!

   When buying a new flat screen T.V, always remember to put the box in the neighbor's trash can so you don't get robbed.