JAB Funny Status Messages

   Spoiler alert. It's sour cream

   I changed my passwords to incorrect, so when I forget it tells me. Your password is incorrect. . .

   Any single women looking to sexually abuse a grown man, asking for a friend. . .

   Musical Electric Chairs. For death row inmates. Lets make it fun and televise it. . .

   What people need are Café Mocha Marijuana Latte's. . .

   Some times you have to ask yourself. Is it worth the rug burn. . .

   New walking dead movie coming out, featuring Keith Richards. . .

   And in the news today. Keith Richards is not dead yet. . .

   O.J wants to move to Florida. Florida doesn't want him. He can move in with me, think of all the publicity I'll get. . .

   My x-Girlfriend's cell phone got more attention than I did. I asked her, how long does it have to vibrate before you get off !