J. Frazier102185 Funny Status Messages

   Doctors report a spike in Harlem Shaken Baby Syndrome....

   Beauty and the Beast is my favorite fairy tale about beastiality

   Wearing gray sweats and a RoadHouse shirt today if any of your kids need a role model.

   It's ironic that you mean "coincidental" when you said "ironic" because, ironically, you dont know the definition of "irony."

   It should be a rule that if you dress up like a sea captain, you get a free dinner at Red Lobster. I'll pay this time, but I'm not happy.

   Alphabet soup is just soup when you can't read

   "Find the Juan for you!" - Mexican dating site