IDTN Funny Status Messages

   My popcorn gone stale, my coke is now flat. Waiting for the showing of the pp tapes, what happen to that?

   "If playing golf is exercise, then why aren't there driving ranges in health clubs?

   What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.

   If I am ever investigated by the F.B.I. , I hope my investigation last as long as the Kavanaugh investigation lasted.

   No one has a good time with you unless you pay them. And yes, they were laughing at you.

   Come on people, drink a cup of Folgers and wake up.

   Bet if donnie knew how to use the record feature on his phone. He would be recording too.

   Why not have a child run for governor in Vermont. There's one in the white house.

   The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.

   If you could do a do over, would you?