Henrik Funny Status Messages

   I just got the comment that I do not have any horses in the stable ... so I'll go and buy a pony now.

   believe in the magical idealism and the theory of the absolute individual

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   writing in his new book "sex and pregnancy - a possible connection?"

   You know you have a problem when every letter you type in the address bar will bring up a porn site ..

   In Sweden, the word for marriage and the word for poison is the same, and its spelled "gift".

   There are two types of women. Those who become angry for NOTHING and those who get angry for EVERYTHING.