Heather26 Funny Status Messages

   I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately. ;)

   beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder.

   I get ENOUGH exercise pushing my luck! ;)

   if you don't like your job, you don't strike...you just go in everyday and do it half-assed...THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!!

   just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

   Ahhhh...pity. Where would my love life have been without it?