Hannibal Funny Status Messages

   Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it." Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?"

   What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

   My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

   Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

   A friend in need is a pest indeed.

   Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal.

   Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.

   Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.

   The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

   BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football