Ha.ha Funny Status Messages

   spending Thanksgiving day with your obnoxious relatives something to be thankful for?

   My MIL would invite her self to have dinner with my husband and me. Tired of this, one time after dinner I put the dishies on the floor and let the dog lick them clean in front of her. Then put them back into the cabinet. We now have MIL free dinners.

   When my wife is angry with me, she'll not only stops talking to me, she'll also send me blank tex messages.

   Celebrate Thanksgiving by giving people the bird.

   Aggravation: Trying to get a vending machine to take a wrinkled dollar bill.

   Disappointment is coming home to the smell of fresh bake cookies and finding out it's just a scented candel.

   The secret to a happy marriage.... Jack Daniels on the rocks

   Guys the secret to a happy marriage...... "Honey, you're absolutely right."

   Untill I got married, I never knew there was a wrong way to put the milk back into the fridge.

   "Wisdom doesn't come from age, wisdom comes from the things that you srewed up in your life."