Ha Ha Brades Funny Status Messages

   One of the greatest advantages about having a child in diapers is that there is always a constant supply of Desitin for the mornings after I ate some wings or Mexican food.

   wishes God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well.

   Do you know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start? That's why I'm on Facebook.

   People who can't find happiness aren't in a liquor store.