Gr~April Funny Status Messages

   After I get Christmas bought, I will be so broke that come New Years I'm gonna have to party like it's $19.99

   I wonder how we know to eat eggs,did someone say"see that chicken over there, I'm goin eat the 1st thing that comes outta its butt"

   Justin Bieber is being accused of assault on a 12 year old while playing laser tag.... He's FINALLY got the street cred he needed... 'bout time ;)