Goldie Funny Status Messages

   Today concerns where raised when a glory hole was found in a public toilet. Immediately the Police were called and they are now looking into it.

   Everytime this post gets liked a Jihadist gets killed.

   I don't know if they give awards for commercials, but that ad with Kate Upton riding a horse should win all of them.

   I don't always drink coffee, but when I do I drink Starbucks Pumkin spiced latte. Stay caffienated my friends.

   I asked Santa for Natalie Portman for Christmas. He said "No, you'll shoot her eye out".

   thinks I just stepped in a bouquet of oopsei dasies.

   hasn't slept for ten days.........................................because that would be too long.

   Just put a down payment on my yellow submarine.

   now interactive on facebook. If you move your arrow keys on the keyboard it controlls my left ear. Have fun!