Gil Funny Status Messages

   BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Hernandez out indefinitely with neck injury.

   You Matter!.... until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you Energy!

   Which came first? The Pringles can or Tennis ball container?

   What was that idiot thinking when he invented white underwear?

   If you want to get into a race debate, OK, I'll start one.... Why is Tony Stewart allowed back in NASCAR?

   "The internet is so cool!....I just wish it was more like the electric company" - said no one ever