GaryKoenig Funny Status Messages

   My name is Gary Koenig and I'm the king of lame comedy!!!

   Good night haters!!!!!

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

   You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!

   I changed my mind. F*ck Trump.

   We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.

   My grandmother once told me, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like. That way you'll know how big to dig the hole in the back yard".

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one.