GWillikerz Funny Status Messages

   I love myself everyday. Sometimes, twice a day.

   Subpoena...Such a silly word. Sounds like a term used to describe a man who is below average downstairs.

   What do you call Converse on a nun? Nunchucks.

   Tip of the Day: Never treat someone like a queen that only treats you like a jester.

   This rain is really starting to become a pain in my grass!