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So happy Regis Philbin is finally retiring...I hear he's been trying to vacate his stool for years.
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01-22-2011 11:10 by
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The one good redeeming value of pedophiles is that they do drive slow through school zones.
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01-11-2011 11:31 by
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I'm pissed...I signed up on Facebook almost a year ago and have not received a single phone call.
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07-03-2010 09:36 by
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So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
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07-02-2010 15:52 by
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My GPS says (estimated time of arrival), I see (TIme to beat)
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06-16-2010 12:16 by
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My wife just came in to tell me about something that happened at work today and I asked her to hold on for a second as I grabbed a can of listening juice...I might need two.
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06-14-2010 20:32 by
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and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall... I'M AWESOME....I'M AWESOME
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05-16-2010 21:08 by
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his boss must think he's very motivational as he told me that everyone says they have to work twice as hard whenever I'm around.
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03-13-2010 08:53 by
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