Fazzy From Parkway Funny Status Messages

   Although I love food, I don't consider myself to be a "Foodie." I'm more along the lines of a glutton.

   How are we to believe science actually knows anything when they can't decide whether eggs are good or bad for you, or if Pluto is a planet or not?

   I went to Denny's. I ordered poached eggs scrambled sunny side up over easy. The server spontaneously combusted.