Fazlo Funny Status Messages

   Say what you will, but Rush Limbaugh is a star. By star, I mean a large, gassy object that can be seen from a distance.

   I bought a Sharpie so I could draw abs on my stomach. I guess I got a little carried away 'cause they ended up looking like grill marks on a pork chop.

   Hey. You in the camouflage outfit. I can see you.

   Earthday Birthday. Yeah, because as everyone knows, the day that the Earth was formed, the Gregorian calendar was already the accepted standard by which time was measured.