Fadolo Funny Status Messages

   When I'm bored I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb

   Sometimes I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb

   Who would have thought - even our death is manufactured in China

   My wife gained so much for Thanksgiving she left the house this morning in high heels to get coffee and came home with flip-flops

   Don’t send me the 1 pic you liked lemme see the hundred you didn’t like

   gettin extra faded in honor of mini me

   Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second...

   Like if you ever got charged for not rewinding a VHF tape

   Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got 2 it first.

   Respect cost you nothing.....but disrespect can cost you your mfn life