Edstatus Funny Status Messages

   i think I need glasses....everywhere I look people have two faces

   A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain

   No! for the last time stop asking if I am drunk… I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?

   You got 99 problems??well I got 99 bottles of beer on the wall that will solve everything

   fake hair color, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes.. and yet they wonder why they can't find a "real" man!!!

   Dear Shake Weight, Thanks for showing the ladies how it's done. Forever yours, Edward

   I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.