EDK Funny Status Messages

   If She Sounds Cute On The Phone, Add 20 lbs !!!

   All of us are God's Creatures, Just Some are More Creatures Than Others !!!

   Men Fart more Than Women Simply Becasue Women Can't Shut Up Long Enough To Build Up The Required Pressure !!!

   Guys Don't Worry about Today, Your Women Can Be Satisfied with Only 8.5 cm ... and It Doesn't Matter If It is VISA or MASTERCARD !!!

   A Lion Would Never Cheat on His Wife, But a Tiger Wood !!!

   If a Dog Sniffs Your A*s, You're Probably a Bit*h

   Victoria is Lying, She Doesn't Have a Secret !!!

   Touching The Sun, Kissing The Rain and Tasting The Motherfu**in' Rainbow !!!