Dwaingerous Funny Status Messages

   Happiness is going to your sons wedding, seeing your ex-wife and fighting the desire to shake the hand of the man who she left you to be with and say, "thank you, I really dodged the bullet on that one"

   My dad use to tell me stories about him and his buddies tipping outhouses in his day. Imagine taking a midnight stroll to the can, sitting there minding your own business with your flashlight reading popular mechanics and then "wham"...It's lights out...