Duh Funny Status Messages

   Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset...

   Vet who had sex with dogs and horses loses license, becomes just regular guy who had sex with dogs and horses.

   can someone tell Andrew Jackson we read Snarkecards also

   Tip: if you have to put lol in your own status, more than most likely it's not funny.