Donna knight Funny Status Messages

   decided to go on a long holiday to couldntgiveafuckistan!!!!!!!!!!

   so far its been one of those weeks where the middle finger can answer any question!!!

   do you ever look at someone and think 'out of 10,000,000 sperm YOU were the fastest?'

   Stix and stones may break my bones but this shovel can knock you the f**k out!!!!!

   When you see cupid,b!tch slap the little punk 4 me will ya!!!!!

   Treat me like an angel.....and il take you 2 heaven! ;-)

   good girls blush when they watch porn but bad girls smile coz they know they can do better!!! ;-)

   life is about kicking a$$ not kissing it!!!!!

   im not conceited,im just simply aware if how sexy I am!!

   if love is blind,how does it happen at 1st sight???