Donna Funny Status Messages

   I don't think I can ever forgive the news media for reporting Angelina Jolie filing for divorce like its real news.

   Don't quite get it when guys don't understand why a woman feels relieved when she takes her bra off... Let's see them under-wire their bad boys to their hips for a day.

   I think today I'll stalk random strangers and tag myself as one of the people in the background of their vacation pics...

   My new favorite way to flip people off is to put my middle finger to my forehead and say, "Look, I'm a Unicorn!" Yup. I'm that mature.

   If your giving your all and your all isn't enough your giving it to the wrong person!!

   I always thought saying "What crawled up your butt and died" was funny, until the day I met a man with a story about a weasel...

   I wish my car was more like KITT. Not for the crimefighting abilities, mind you, I'm just really lazy.

   ☑ Just voted myself as Most Popular on Facebook... Can't wait for the Yearbook!

   Your status leaves a bad taste on my eyes...

   Oh Snap! Looked outside and there's white stuff all over the ground... Either it's snowing or Lindsay Lohan dropped her stash...