DonDee500k Funny Status Messages

   It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Guys, do your part to make sure that cancer doesn't steal second base.

   I can't go to Hell, Satan still has that restraining order against me.

   Never smoke weed and go to a Catholic Mass. It's a pretty long service, you'll get the munches, and end up trying to take communion like 6 times.

   Never take anyone seriously who takes GOLF seriously.