DickShitington Funny Status Messages

   In the US, we call it "Alt Right" In Germany, the call it, "Why grandpapa lives in Argentina"

   Pizzas are like dildos.. Just get a large, you'll get it all inside you eventually

   Oh, you have a 3D printer that you can print guns with? I'm not impressed, I've had a Canon for years..

   Sandstorms? Nahson.. It's called, crunchy sandwiches for a week

   What if Sam Kinison were still alive.. And someone tried to assault him onstage?