Daytwin Funny Status Messages

   I've decided to be a mythological creature for Halloween this year. It's a tie between a unicorn or a proud Brown's fan.

   The best part of being an adult is saying "Because I can" when your kid asks "Why are you doing that?".

   Remember when the sentence "she wore a meat outfit on stage" would have been confusing & ridiculous? Oh, 2009...you were a simpler time.