Danny T Funny Status Messages

   what if I am a high ranking illuminatii and dont even know it

   Ravens fans, What's does excitement and happiness feel like? Curious Redskins fan.

   that moment when your sarcasm is so second nature people actually think you are stupid

   Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you'd follow them straight into hell, to get the fix

   Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed....

   I dont tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is

   I fold and hang clothes all day at work...then on my day off I have to do laundry...now I know what a prostitute feels like coming home to her man

   Dear Wednesday, Please treat me nicely, Thanks.

   lookin at the cost of medical insureance is making me sick in itself...

   I dunno if I'm loud enough but I need you to pay attension to whats about to happen to me...