DaddyBullfrog1 Funny Status Messages

   Life ain't nothing but: female dogs and gardening tools!

   I've just spent the last 5 hours on mine craft accomplishing more than I ever will in real life

   I like to restate the obvious, it's important obviously

   When all is said and done then there is nothing left to say or do.

   I almost forgot I cheated on my diet until my wife found panties in my truck!

   "NO STRAW...STUPID McDONALDS DRIVE-THRU JA..oh there it is.

   Just realized how sad it is when people watch reality tv rather than going out and having a reality!