DYLAN BOSCH Funny Status Messages

   Did I log into Facebook or Pinterest? I'll tell you what color that dress is.. It's who and why do you all give a f**k!"

   My current clothing style is a combination of "sh*t I'm late", "sh*t it's cold", with just a hint of "I'm too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers".

   Eggnog!.. The only b*tch I'm excited to hear back from after 9 months of absence."

   If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'

   I live my life with no regrets. I apologize for nothing. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is!"

   I imagine love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then Listening to it over and over again till you hate that song."

   So Wake me up when I am Sober, When I'm not so drunk and so hungover. This Entire time I didn't know I was getting so tore up. This entire time I didn't know I was getting this f**ked up... I didn't know, I didn't know!..." ♫

   I dont understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should at least trust me with your damn pens!"

   maybe Disney should start having there girls sign contracts before making them famous. Like, "I Promise I will not be America's next pop wh*re if I get this part..."

   I don't care when a girl puts me in 'the friend', 'creeper' or 'getting a restraining order against zone'... it's their loss, not mine."