DREW Funny Status Messages

   When you're at Lowes and hear "Special assistance needed in the blind cutting area" I would hope so... That sounds dangerous...

   If you leave a cupcake out long enough, it just becomes a cookie

   So...this new show called The Wall. Is this what Donald Trump was talking about the whole time? Advertising an hour long game show about Plinko?

   Thank god this election is over......I almost forgot what real commercials were like.

   I haven't got a Twitter account yet, so I just carry around a megaphone and announce what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far - but I think two are cops...

   If you're close minded. Blind fold yourself as if there's nothin more to further see

   The problem with us beautiful people is that most people hate us.

   at the zoo today with all the little kids running around, oh wait a minute its just Walmart.

   Dear Lunchables, I remember when I was a kid I used to love eating you, now that I'm an adult, I realize now that you are just cheese and crackers and are nowhere near a full lunch, wtf was I thinking. Please update your lunchables to feed more than a sma

   amazed how unexpectedly and rapidly things can change. I am Gizmo and water was just splashed on me.