DJ_Twiztid Funny Status Messages

   Happy Singles Discrimination Day!!!!!!!!!!!

   I would like to take this moment of silence for the black eyed peas career.... (grunting.... plop.... flush)

   I'll be 127.0.0.1 for Christmas

   told that he had great potential but applied himself innappropriately. To my responce....Thanks?!

   a really bad case of the fuckits today!

   this just in....former President Clinton is in the hospital with heart complications. Guess being a pu$$y hound caught up to him.

   They say that if life throws you lemons, throw them back or make lemonade. But them b*stards never said anything about if life kicks you in the balls. Yeah, there's no recovery from that one!

   giving you his home made yule log this season. I'm mmmmmaking it nnnnow. I'll get it to you when I get out of the bathroom.